cokeflow:

I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregon going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me

viarga:

viarga:

Are you ready kids

i cant hear yoooooou

nunderwater:

pickingmyselfup:

nunderwater:

I wanna make love in this

you look stoned as shit. 

well I couldn’t possibly be stoned in that picture because I was too busy being a CHRISTIAN and going to church and being a DECENT HUMAN BEAN

thatssodaisy:

Since when was this

more beautiful than this

Reblog to end the impossible standards set by the media. All burgers are beautiful.

veird:

terminallycheesy:

whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them

“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”

OVERTIME