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cuteandsarcastic:

a hot guy bagging my bras at target

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lindsaychrist:

who the fuck wrote these lies

reblogged from princesscatdaddy (originally 6etsy)
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unicornfan:

a halloween spooptacular

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cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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princesscadenza:

unicornlet:

princesscadenza:

how to drink milk

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is this the right gif 

NO IT’S NOT

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ohmymckirk:

What :P time :P does :P the :P next :P bus :P leave :P to :P Bikini :P Bottom :P

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

My dad is 81 years old. I’m teaching him how to use the internet. I told him twitter was how to search things on Google. These tweets are what he’s searching.

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sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

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reblogged from 2treehill (originally cracked)
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  • *playing video games*
  • Someone:H--
  • Me:oMFG I died because you were talkinG
reblogged from 0020c2-deactivated20130803 (originally chaystar)
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internetdouchebag:

i dont look both ways before crossing the street because i hope i get hit

reblogged from 0020c2-deactivated20130803 (originally internetdouchebag)
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